niyruh:

shestag:

layourwearyheadtorest:

2farts2furious:

daaaamn

Shots fired

Slay

Damn

(via suit-and-bowtie)


thewintersoldiersbutt:

bucky now is not the time 

(via starspangledsextape)


boxoftheskyking:

shortformblog:

"Dress for the job you have, not the job you want." I could spend hours catching you guys up on the Ferguson situation, but I’ll let John Oliver do it for me. As you probably know, so much of the commentary on the situation in Missouri has been embarrassing and unfortunate; when someone like Oliver (or Jelani Cobb) gets it right, we need to give them props.

13:40 on is particularly striking, I think.

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maplerains:

I SHAT MYSELF SO HARD WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS

APPARENTLY SULFUR HEXAFLORIDE TURNS YOU INTO SATAN

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I AM JUST LYING HERE LAUGHING AND MY DOG IS STARING AT ME SHES SO SCARED

SCIENTIFIC HAHAHAHAHA

and then nobody ever needed voice filters again

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I’M DYING LAUGHING DFSLKJWLJDSFLKJEWLFKJSDFDSF

(via allons-ytobakerstreet)


sassykardashian:

Fred: Okay team let’s split up

Me: *worries for the wellbeing of shaggy and scooby*

(via captainoftoast)


proctalgia:

girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you

(via ayeishteeruu)


Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan’s ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (x)

(via supernatural-direwolf)




haezelsgus:

"I’m telling you," Isaac continued, “Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.”

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